John Smith should be grateful they cooed about his heroes rather than flinging themselves at him and rumpling his grey suit. It could have been far worse!

I have seen The Ghost and Mrs. Muir! And it is delightful, although I felt bad for poor Mrs. Muir when the salty sea captain went away. No, salty sea captain! Don't you see that she's not interested in falling for some silly living human being and won't be even if you leave?