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evelyn_b ([personal profile] evelyn_b) wrote2021-06-11 09:12 am

It's a long way from Wednesday

Yet I still have some feelings about Les Misérables. Here are a few.

1. This book is a trap. The chapters are short, so I keep thinking, "One more won't hurt!" but the book is neverending. Usually when I get stuck in a short-chapter trap, I lose a little sleep and it's over in a few days, but this book never ends.

2. There are so many ludicrous coincidences that they very quickly cease to be ludicrous and start functioning more like a rhyme scheme than a traditional plot.

3. When I was a teenager, before I read the book for the first time but after my middle-school choir did "Castle on a Cloud," I thought it was a terrific bit of moral sophistication on my part to be annoyed that someone had taken this extremely important srs realist book about the plight of the poor and made a trashy singing-dancing extravaganza out of it for filthy lucre. I could not have been more wrong about the nature of Les Misérables-the-book, which is practically a musical already.



4. I've read this book four times now (well, almost four, because it's neverending) and every time I do I find I've forgotten huge chunks of it. This time I'd forgotten a lot of little things and one big thing. The big thing is that just before drowning himself in the river for the Javertiest reasons imaginable, Javert sits down and writes a list of perfectly sensible Notes For the Good of the Service for his superiors. His suicide note is a list of simple hints for improving the prisons. I had no memory of this whatsoever and it made me love him ten times more than I ever have.

5. I hadn't forgotten how much blah blah womanhood nonsense Hugo crams into every available crevice. It's still a lot, though!

6. I'm almost to the end of the book and both Jean Valjean and Marius are driving me nuts with all this clenched-jaw guilt bullshit. I know Jeans are going to Valjean and it was A Different Time but I am mad at Marius for thinking less of his father-in-law for being an ex-convict, and for not backing Cosette up on making JVJ visit in the parlor like a normal human being instead of this slow-fade deliberate detachment garbage. Show some actual deference to the one person on earth who loves you, Jean Valjean, you dingbat.



7. Writers who are deeply concerned with how little (literal) shit there is in everyone else's literature will always have a place in my heart.

That's about all I can report on this week, except that I found this book during an ill-advised procrastination jag. It's a collection of satirical suffrage verses from 1915, and it's just a basket of gems.
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[personal profile] landofnowhere 2021-06-12 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
My reaction to the end of Les Miserables was that I wanted to rewrite it as a gothic novel, with Cosette as the protagonist, trying to figure out what is going on and why her dad is acting so weird now.

(Anonymous) 2021-06-12 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a great idea for a story that I would love to read!

Seriously, it's such a spooky and weird scenario to be suddenly confronted with. Did pod aliens replace you with a photophobic clone, Dad? Did guilt parasites eat your brain because they somehow reproduce by convincing their hosts that bread theft is The Most Unforgivable Crime?
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[personal profile] landofnowhere 2021-06-13 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt I'll ever write it, but someone should! It really is such a gothic novel setup, because Cosette has just got married to Marius in a rush, and moved into a new house where everything is weird, and nobody has told her anything, because they want to preserve her perfect innocence.

I wrote about this at more length on Facebook in 2015, when I was reading the book. I dug up that old post and put it up on Dreamwidth here .
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[personal profile] troisoiseaux 2021-06-12 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been really enjoying your posts about Les Mis! I read this book as a teenager and fell deeply in love with it (and, yes, the musical). I re-read it a few years ago, but now I'm really tempted to pick it up again...
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[personal profile] skygiants 2021-06-14 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Every time I reread the book it's like, 'oh, gosh, I'd forgotten how endearing I find Marius!' and then I hit the last section and immediately once again pivot to a full "STEP ON A LEGO, MARIUS, YOU POMPOUS ASS."
lirazel: Irma, Marion, and Miranda from Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018) ([tv] everything begins and ends)

[personal profile] lirazel 2021-06-15 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This is so interesting! I've tried to read it like four times and haven't made it even 100 pages into it. I think it might just not be for me. But I love the way those who love it love it!