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What I've Finished Reading

I'm sorry to report that HARDMAN #6, Murder's Not an Odd Job left very little impression on me in the end. There's a guy some people are trying to kill and some women and HARDMAN worries about his weight and eventually he and HUMP DAVIS hole up in a shack in the mountains to shoot some people for reasons that weren't clear. HARDMAN has a girlfriend, but he also sleeps with other people, because 1) it's the shock-proof 70s!! and 2) he needs to reassure himself that his aging body is still desirable, poor guy.

I left it on the library's "adopt-a-book" shelf as I came in and when I left the library, it was gone. If no one had picked it up in the course of the afternoon, I meant to take it back and try to figure out some more things, like what actually happened in the plot, but fate decided otherwise. Good night, sweet HARDMAN. I hope your next reader appreciates you a little more.

I'd bought a beautiful first edition of Grave Mistake by Ngaio Marsh many months ago, in what I thought was good condition. The dust jacket is still fine, and the spine seemed all right when I bought it. But apparently it was only holding out long enough to entice someone to buy it, because as soon as I started reading it, all the glue crumbled away and all of the pages fell out into my lap, like it had just touched down on human roads after three thousand years in fairyland. I've taken a picture of the cover so you can see how nice it looked (it's a little deflated from losing the pages).

grave mistake

Grave Mistake itself is pretty good. I enjoyed the wry spinster playwright (not named Ngaio)'s relationships with her selfish, hypochondriac friend and the friend's much more sensible adult daughter. I guess she can't properly be called a "spinster" now that it's 1978(!) There's some good interrogation in this one, where everyone has a dark secret or two and can't see why it has to come out just because some silly woman got herself murdered. The murder motive was a bit hard to sell, but you can't let a little thing like that spoil your fun. Besides, good motives for murder are just depressing.

Dumb Witness didn't have as much of its title character as I would have liked, but if it were up to me, all books would just be pictures of dogs. That's not true all the time, but it's true now and then. This is a solid but not breathtaking Christie with a good cast and lots of Hastings being stupid but making up for it by being adorable and playing with the dog. And there's this charming slice of backstory:

"Remember a case that made rather a stir in the late nineties? Mrs. Varley? Supposed to have poisoned her husband with arsenic. Good-looking woman. Made a big to-do, that case. She was acquitted. Well, Thomas Arundell quite lost his head. Used to get all the papers and read about the case and cut out the photographs of Mrs. Varley. And would you believe it, when the trial was over, off he was to London an asked her to marry him?"

My heart goes out to you, Random Poisoner Marrying Guy, but where is your sense of self-preservation? Anyway, he doesn't get poisoned (not a spoiler), but his grown children certainly come in for a lot of suspicion when their great-aunt fetches up dead of maybe-poison. Eventually, The twin specters of Evil Foreigners and Bad Blood are neatly sidestepped. There is a happy ending for the dog and that's all that really matters.

What I'm Reading Now

Every time I pick up Photo Finish, the part of my brain that is slow on the uptake expects it to be about horse racing. In fact it has nothing to do with horse racing and is about an opera singer who is plagued by a tabloid photographer before being murdered. Troy is invited to paint her portrait! in beautiful New Zealand! so we are treated to a double dose of New Zealand Scenery and Theatre People. The opera singer has just shelled out a tremendous amount of money to produce a new opera written by her young protege/lover, but the poor guy is so tormented by the knowledge that his opera is actually terrible that he comes on stage, following a perfectly adequate debut in which everyone was being polite and a few people even enjoyed themselves, to apologize for the opera and announce that he wished he'd had the strength of character to withdraw it as soon as he realized it was bad. Oh, opera guy, no. :( I'm afraid this is a terrible impulse I can relate to all too well, though I am sadly lacking in fabulously wealthy patrons with no taste.

The last book in my Mystery Bundle is called something like The First Rule of Hawkins or The Fourth Law of Harris; I have left it at home and am unable to check. It's about a very angry guy who drinks tequila and orange juice out of a jar in public and hates his ex-wife for 1) being obnoxiously saccharine and innocent, and 2) failing to save him with her innocence, which apparently he tried to apply to himself like some kind of dodgy Victorian poultice to soothe his Vietnam (or possibly Korean) war wounds. Does he realize that this was a bad reason to get married? It's not clear. PLEASE MARRY RESPONSIBLY. The guy also has some strong feelings about religion. So far it is all the angst with none of the detection, and it remains to be seen whether it will be good or "interesting" or bad. But it will be a neat trick if I end up sympathizing with this guy after all.

What I Plan to Read Next

Whatever's next in my stack! There's this historical thing called A Conspiracy of Paper that may or may not be good. And Light Thickens, of course. I hope Alleyn doesn't die in the last book. Closure is all very well, but I don't want any. :(
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What I've Given Up on For Now

A Forest of Eyes. Nothing was sticking together in my mind. Sorry, Victor Canning. I'll try again some other time.

What I've Finished Reading

It should probably come as no surprise that in Last Ditch, [this is a spoiler! Ricky Alleyn gets kidnapped, AGAIN. That's what you get for trying to be in a book, Ricky! Look how worried your dad is; you can almost see it in his face if you know what to look for. :( There's also an incredibly melodramatic Marsh reveal, and toward the end a very minor character announces that she is a member of the Lamprey family, for absolutely no reason except The Readers Love Lampreys. For fans of unexpected cultural reference points, there's an offhand reference to The Black and White Minstrel Show, a British blackface variety show that ran until 1978. By far the best thing about this book was Alleyn wrestling with the inevitable anxieties of detective paternity in his low-key way; otherwise, it's a pretty standard mid-level Marsh. The supporting characters are all reasonably alive as long as they have narrative functions to perform, and evaporate instantly on closing the book.

The Monkey's Mask by Dorothy Porter:

Hippie Poets )

This is billed as "an erotic murder mystery," which in practical terms means that the narrator spends a frustrating percentage of book time having sex with a woman who is very, very, very obviously bad news, to the detriment of her investigation, a missing person case that turns into murder. This creates an interesting tension of satisfactions, because the sex scenes (poems) are pretty good as these things go, and the case is compelling, but they tear at one another -- which I guess is the point. The intensely intimate first-person narration (the verse structure gives you the impression of thoughts pounded out in pacing, or dragged forward by the rhythms of the car radio and the road) makes the narrator's attachment to Diana a hundred times more anxiety-inducing, and also more irritating, than it would be in third person, or even in first-person paragraphs.

Even though I've never been to Australia, I'm tempted to say this book is very Australian - it has the kind of sharp gritty sense of place that creates an illusion of familiarity - an imaginary Australian nodding in ersatz recognition at the back of my mind. Some of the poetry-scene stuff feels a little more artificial, and the book suffers a little from the classic verse-novel problem that some of the poems are inevitably duller than others. Mostly the verse is a perfect fit for the kind of book it is: hard-boiled, hard-bitten, fleshy and sad.

What I'm Reading Now

Dumb Witness by Agatha Christie. The title character is a very charming dog who has been unjustly blamed for an accident that was probably a murder attempt by a human. Poirot will sort it out eventually. This one is narrated by Hastings, and I'd forgotten just how much of an incorrigible Jam Watson Hastings is. When the woman who sent Poirot a mysterious letter turns out to be dead, he's all, "No sense in hanging around here, then, is there? Mystery solved!" Oh, Hastings. Just spread him on a scone and call him breakfast.

The next book in my Mystery Bundle is something special I am very pleased to be able to share with you all. A great new private eye for the shock-proof 70s! )

What I Plan to Read Next

Grave Mistake by Ngaio Marsh. Ngaio Marsh, I'm going to miss your stupid title puns such a lot. I mean, I know they'll all still be here, but can anything recapture the magic of learning their ridiculously on-the-nose significance for the first time? I doubt it.
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What I've Finished Reading

The Crooknose Mystery doesn't make much use of its setting (the author doesn't seem interested in or capable of the kind of self-indulgent writer-culture satire I was hoping for) and is a pretty boilerplate mystery with forgettable characters. Gin functioned perfectly well as corpse magnet and amateur sleuth, but I didn't care about her -- except for one line:

“.. .Remember Bess, Gin. You thought you knew her.”

I remembered Bess. As though I could forget the woman I had loved, who had killed and would have allowed me, or anyone else, to hang for it.

. . . oh, no, what do we have here? Presumably this is a callback to a previous Gin Crane adventure, but WHAT HAPPENED? For once, I regret that there's no helpful publisher's footnote instructing me to read about the doomed love of Gin for Bess in The Deceitful Heart, Scribner's. Unfortunately, Laura W. Douglas is too obscure for a page on orderofbooks.com, and Amazon is almost as unhelpful. But it looks like there's a decent chance it might be in The Mystery of Arrowhead Hill.

(There's probably no point in trying to nominate a single line from an obscure mystery novel for Yuletide, is there?)

Tancredi by Lou Cameron, another in the Mystery Bundle. The front-cover blurb says it all: "The gripping bestseller of a cop in a corrupt city, caught in a deadly crossfire." Robert "Tank" Tancredi is the cop in question. It's basically Jake Peralta's 1970s TV-daydream life, only with a lot more ethnic slurs. Not really my flavor of garbage, but it was interesting to read and kept moving until it stopped.

What I'm Reading Now

Last Ditch by Ngaio Marsh )

Tancredi didn't have a very interesting cover (photo of a gun and some bullets), but the next book in the mystery bundle has a great cover AND a beautiful title:

[A Forest of Eyes]

This is neither a murder mystery nor a Tough Cop Punches the Mob story, but a spy story set in Yugoslavia. I'm having a hard time getting into it, but it does have a nice title.

What I Plan to Read Next

Guess what finally arrived? The Monkey's Mask by Dorothy Porter! I had a look inside and it looks good. Plus whatever comes after A Forest of Eyes in the Mystery Bundle.
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What I've Finished Reading

The Dead Man's Knock was perfectly satisfying, and just as pulpy as its cover promised. Dr. Gideon Fell is a good old-fashioned eccentric amateur - an enormous, rumpled, and billowing English expert on something or other who walks with (and/or brandishes) two canes, likes baffling his American hosts with cryptic jokes and seemingly trivial unsolicited opinions, and intones every other sentence. He's been invited to this small American college to look at some letters of Wilkie Collins, but his true area of study is MURDER. There's plenty of probably spurious mid-twentieth-century psychology, distributed generously among characters who are not always as distinct from one another as Dr. Fell is from them, and everyone is always driving three blocks in a giant car, because it's America and 1958.

The best thing about The Keeper of Lost Causes by far is its title - or maybe I should say my favorite thing; it's not a bad book of its kind, I think, but it's not exactly what I want to read. Psycho killers, lots of meticulously planned torture, violent action-suspense ending with unhappy and ambiguous denouement - not deal-breakers by any means, but not worth wading through awkwardly translated prose for the sake of. Add some random jeremiads about obesity and the laziness of the Danish people, and you've got a fool-proof recipe for my indifference. As a dark thriller with strong detective elements, it wasn't badly made. Carl Mørck eventually gets around to doing his job, there's plenty of suspense, and if you like reading about people in extreme situations trying to keep their heads together, this is an example of that.

What I'm Reading Now

The next book in my mystery bundle is The Mystery of Crooknose!

The Mystery of Crooknose isn't anything remarkable so far: there's a young, perky, slightly mean couple who run into a lot of murders apparently (Gin is the corpse magnet; Red is just the dashing boyfriend) and this conference for writers is no exception. It's fun to see Gin being so blasé about her inability to go anywhere without someone fetching up dead in mysterious circumstances. It's also fun to see a semi-satirical picture of the writing-conference scene from 1963. Crooknose is an enormous and venerable conference in New Hampshire, very obviously based on the real-life Bread Loaf. The mystery itself is nothing to write home about (so far), and neither are Gin and Red, apart from their breezy no-nonsense attitude toward death by foul play. It's just ok!

Last Ditch begins with Ricky Alleyn, Alleyn's ambiguously-aged son! I guess he's supposed to have just left university, and he's spending time on some island off the coast of Normandy to try to be a writer. It's probably fitting that Ricky is a little dull, just as Alleyn is a little dull before you get used to him. He meets a thin-skinned painter from New Zealand who wants to be introduced to Troy. There is something about sponsorship offers from a tube paint company, and Ricky's new friend offers him some drugs and is rebuffed, naturally, because all Alleyns are upright and clean, even amid the temptations of the Groovy Now. Meanwhile, back in Stasis House, Troy and Alleyn are reading Ricky's letters and acting paternal at one another. What I'm really curious about, of course, is whether Ricky will inherit his parents' persistent agelessness, and if so, whether it will kick in after he turns forty, like his father, or strand him in his twenties to avoid the awkward possibility of all the Alleyns being the same age at the same time. There probably aren't enough books left in the series for me to find out.

What I Plan to Read Next

. . .is not the only mystery, but a mystery nonetheless.
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What I Bought on My Trip

I am very excited about this item:

Every day is a mystery )

For those of you unable to view images, or in case I am bad at taking pictures, this is a bundle of books in brown paper, with the label "Six Mystery Paperback Novels, No Duplicates, $2.00" I couldn't resist the opportunity to be surprised, for only two dollars; it's a major victory of willpower that I only bought one of these.

Here's the beautiful first book in the stack:

[a beautiful image you can't yet see]

I love this cover! Who is this gigantic man walking away from the corpse chair? I hope it's our detective. So far, no one has died; we've just had a bitter Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf-esque conversation between a young prematurely estranged married couple at one of those deceptively bucolic little colleges with rotten swarming hearts. Well, academia will do that to you, if it doesn't just stab you in the neck straight off. Stay safe!

What I Didn't Buy But Am Reading Anyway

I can't exactly say that I like The Keeper of Lost Causes, but I'm still reading it, so make of that what you will. The grisly details of the fictional politician's bizarre torture and captivity are not really my favorite form of entertainment, and Carl Mørck, Allegedly Great Detective, is never going to get on my good side if he can't be bothered to read the report of the case he's supposed to be working on. I'm terribly sad that you have PTSD and your wife is a bitch, Mørck! My eyes are brimming with tears of sympathy! But if you aren't going to do your job, you should probably find a different one, maybe something low-key with no murders and no kidnapped women who are depending on your task force to get them un-kidnapped somehow.

The translation, or possibly the original prose, continues to be clumsy, but the chapters are short and go by quickly, and there's enough suspense to keep me turning pages. Probably that means it's at least ok? I won't know until I've finished it. I am enjoying all the Danish place names, which are obviously being made to carry a lot of meaning and imagery in the text but for which I have no context at all.

Also: FEET OF CLAY by Terry Pratchett.

Is it possible for me to love Watch Commander "Sir" Samuel Vimes any more? Probably the answer is always, because I have thought the same thing in every book in which he appears, and yet the bar keeps on getting raised. In today's episode: Vimes hates toffs, but circumstances have conspired to weight each of his victories generously with embarrassment, and now for some reason he is one. That is, he's exactly the same as he always was, but people keep trying to shave him, or assassinate him, and his life is pitted all over with awkward parties and moral nausea. Will he ever be able to play cards in peace again? (Has he ever been able to do anything in peace?)

This book has golems! I love golems! I hope they don't get mixed up in one of Ankh-Morpork's perennial attempts to restore the monarchy, but the back cover strongly suggests that they will. Carrot is still writing letters home, and his partnership with Angua has gotten even more adorable. In keeping with plans to establish a department of Looking at Clues and Things (official name pending), they've hired a dwarf alchemist named Cheery Littlebottom - I like Vimes' attempts to be culturally sensitive (or maybe just to throw Cheery off by not laughing at his name) and Littlebottom's feat of Sherlockian cigar detection:

"I want someone who can look at an ashtray and tell me what kind of cigars I smoke."

"Pantweed's Slim Panatellas," said Littlebottom automatically.

"Good gods!"

"You've left the packet on the table, sir."

Also, will Sybil ever be as magnificent again as she was in Guards! Guards!, or has she been permanently demoted to occasional plot device? I guess I'll find out!

What I Plan to Read Next

I don't know what's next in my mystery bundle, but I know I'm going to read it! Plus the next Ngaio Marsh, whatever we're up to now.

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